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Apple’s Super Secret New Product

June 9, 2015 by gonz 5 Comments

Forward This article was written by contributing editor Gonz Blinko. From time to time, Gonz, with whom I rarely spend any time anymore, still sends me an article for publication here. I received this one from him this morning and found it interesting, informative and, as always is the case when Gonz writes a piece… Read more about Apple’s Super Secret New Product

Filed Under: Announcements, Fiction, Guest Post Tagged With: Apple, Fiction, Gonz Blinko, iTurd, Satire

Fighting Plate Tectonics

December 19, 2013 by Chris Hofstader Leave a Comment

“Continental drift causes an enormous level of financial hardship, personal tragedy property damage and destruction. Its earthquakes, volcanoes and tsunami kill indiscriminately. Plate tectonics must be stopped!” said Doctor Genevieve Sitarski from the University of New Mexico, Peyote Campus in her keynote address at the Conference on Ending Plate Tectonics, held earlier this year at… Read more about Fighting Plate Tectonics

Filed Under: Fiction Tagged With: Fiction, Geology, Gonz Blinko, Humor

The Snake Lady

June 7, 2013 by Chris Hofstader Leave a Comment

By: Gonz Blinko 11/3/2012 “Play some Pistols!” I yelled, somewhat drunkenly, at the rock cover band playing in a dive Seaside Heights bar. “Play some Ramones!” The band, who did have some punk in their repertoire, instead launched into some more mainstream rock song. I bellied up to the bar and got myself another Budweiser…. Read more about The Snake Lady

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: Fiction, Punk, Sandy

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